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Q: What do you call 100 Arsenal supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start!
Q: What do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.
Q: What do you say to a Gunners supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.
Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer!
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit?
A: The accused.
Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too!
Q: Why don't they drink tea at Emirates Stadium?
A: Because all the cups are in Manchester.
Q: Why do Arsenal blokes drink from a saucer?
A: Because the cup's always in Manchester!
Q: What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and Arsenal?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.
Q: What do you call 5 Arsenal fans standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why are Arsenal strikers like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.
Q: What’s the difference between a line of cocaine and a pair of Arsenal tickets?
A: People would pass up a pair of Arsenal tickets.
Q: What’s the difference between a fat chick and an Arsenal striker?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
Q: Why do Arsenal fans suck at geometry?
A: Because they never have any points.
Q: What does a fine wine and Arsenal have in common?
A: They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions.
Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Gunners fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!
Q: Whats the difference between Arsenal F.C. and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
Q: What is the difference between an Arsenal supporter and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What do I have in common with Arsenal?
A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Champions League final on television.
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Gunners fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: How do you casterate a Gunners supporter?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What does a Gunners fan do when his team has won the Champions League?
A: He turns off the PlayStation.
Q: What does an Arsenal supporter and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: How do you keep a Gunners fan from masterbating?
A: You paint Red Devils on his dick and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Q. Why do ducks fly over Emirates Stadium upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!
Q: Did you hear that Arsenal doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: How do you stop a Gunners supporter from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in a Manchester United jersey!
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